Go CSU

Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:29 pm

Wyo2dal wrote:
CowboyNV wrote:CSU Football Fan Exam

Time Limit: 3 WEEKS
You can only take this exam a total of 10 (ten) times. At the end of 10 attempts, if you haven't passed the test, you will be considered for a faculty position.
You can ask for help from your professors.
You can choose one of the chimps in the research department to take the exam for you.
Please use a pencil to fill out your answers (hint: the pointy end writes better than the soft end).

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12
and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one
being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do
you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The CSU tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.
FIFY

Hahaha, thank you. Much more appropriate!

Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:42 pm

This ram fan just proves that marijuana lowers users IQ and causes an increase in memory loss.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:09 pm

I was trying to think if I remembered how to spell my name in block letters.. lol

Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:43 pm

NebraskaCowboy wrote:This ram fan just proves that marijuana lowers users IQ and causes an increase in memory loss.

Are you trying to claim the sheep were smarter before Colorado legalized marijuana?

I'm not sure I can get on that train of thought.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:45 pm

Go Rams wrote:Going be a long night for the cowgirls Cant wait to blow your poop team off the field

Watching the UNLV game and they showed the ending of the CSU game last week and you guys really rushed the field for that win? You come in here pounding your chest after your fans did that seriously if you can talk so big maybe act like you have been there before.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:46 pm

Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:48 pm

Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

4 straight Boots.
Even after this season we still have 4 of the last 7.

Also, go f-word yourself

Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:48 pm

Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

Ah, little miss cocksucker #3589.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:53 pm

BeaverPoke wrote:
Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks
4 straight Boots.
Even after this season we still have 4 of the last 7.

Also, go f-word yourself

Enjoy your poop program maybe Wyoming should drop football all together since you always going suck

Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:56 pm

Go Rams wrote:
BeaverPoke wrote:
Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks
4 straight Boots.
Even after this season we still have 4 of the last 7.

Also, go f-word yourself
Enjoy your poop program maybe Wyoming should drop football all together since you always going suck

When you post I just try to think about what your homework probably looked like, Now since you are from CSU I think I have it figured out.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:02 pm

Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

You mean the FCS coach who beat the poop out of your sheep a couple years ago?

Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:05 pm

Lol Wyo is always bad and CSU isn't?
Damn 2 good seasons (and calling last season "good" is a stretch) and you are all big and mighty.

Your program lost 4 straight seasons to this program you think should drop football. Where does that put you?
This poop coach you are referring to took an actual FCS team into CSU and beat your team. Where does that put you?

Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:11 pm

Any big schools looking to steal csu's coach?

Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:15 pm

Wyo2dal wrote:
Go Rams wrote:
BeaverPoke wrote:
Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks
4 straight Boots.
Even after this season we still have 4 of the last 7.

Also, go f-word yourself
Enjoy your poop program maybe Wyoming should drop football all together since you always going suck
When you post I just try to think about what your homework probably looked like, Now since you are from CSU I think I have it figured out.

f-word epic Wyo2dal

Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:24 pm

laxwyo wrote:Any big schools looking to steal csu's coach?

Hopefully CU!

God that would be awesome! Just the ultimate dagger for Sheeps.

But seriously though, why not? McElwain has already established himself in the state of Colorado, and he knows it is an easier pitch to get kids to CU than it is CSU, even with the Sheep on the rise and CU not doing much.

I think CU is happy-ish with McIntyre and they will probably give him some time, but then again, CU has proven to be kind of impatient with their head coaches.

Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:14 pm

Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

Okay Skippy, no one commented on your first clever attempt at humor with the Mr. Clean reference, so I''ll help you out. I see what you did there, Mr. Clean-bald, our coach-bald, so funny! Too bad you guys f-word your season in a victory. Your dreams of playing in a New Year's bowl game went right out the window, as you couldn't stomp a depleted team on your home field. CSU victory, check, style points, not... The rest of the country looks at CSU as the 2nd or 3rd best team in a conference that's having a down year. Maybe if I'm not busy that weekend, I'll grab a couple tickets and watch you guys in the New Mexico bowl.

Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:13 am

cowboyz wrote:
Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks
Okay Skippy, no one commented on your first clever attempt at humor with the Mr. Clean reference, so I''ll help you out. I see what you did there, Mr. Clean-bald, our coach-bald, so funny! Too bad you guys f-word your season in a victory. Your dreams of playing in a New Year's bowl game went right out the window, as you couldn't stomp a depleted team on your home field. CSU victory, check, style points, not... The rest of the country looks at CSU as the 2nd or 3rd best team in a conference that's having a down year. Maybe if I'm not busy that weekend, I'll grab a couple tickets and watch you guys in the New Mexico bowl.

One "deep" safety was playing up on the Pokes for two of those touchdowns.

I don't think CSU exactly has the coaching geniuses they believe they do...A good pass happy offense will shred CSU.

Sun Oct 26, 2014 10:16 am

The thing I find hilarious about all this is csu fans acting like they have actually beat someone good this season. The best team they have played is Boise State who they lost to. Boston College is average at best. And while I realize I'm bashing us while I post this, we aren't a very good team, I can admit that. Fortunately for all the csu fans, their schedule doesn't get any tougher as they have SJSU, Hawaii and UNM coming up. Maybe a little beat down by the zoomies to end their season will shut them up a bit.

Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:49 pm

Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks

Brought to you from a guy who has calluses on his chin from testicles bouncing against it

Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:52 pm

Hayduke wrote:
cowboyz wrote:
Go Rams wrote:Rams 24 -cowgirls 3 Glad you hired Mr Clean what a poop coach Wyoming sucks
Okay Skippy, no one commented on your first clever attempt at humor with the Mr. Clean reference, so I''ll help you out. I see what you did there, Mr. Clean-bald, our coach-bald, so funny! Too bad you guys f-word your season in a victory. Your dreams of playing in a New Year's bowl game went right out the window, as you couldn't stomp a depleted team on your home field. CSU victory, check, style points, not... The rest of the country looks at CSU as the 2nd or 3rd best team in a conference that's having a down year. Maybe if I'm not busy that weekend, I'll grab a couple tickets and watch you guys in the New Mexico bowl.
One "deep" safety was playing up on the Pokes for two of those touchdowns.

I don't think CSU exactly has the coaching geniuses they believe they do...A good pass happy offense will shred CSU.

They do have our former DC (English) as a co-DC there.