JOHN FLETCHER FACTS
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MrTitleist
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Jesus owns a bracelet that reads, "WWJFD"
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MrTitleist
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John Fletcher eats tiger hearts every morning for strength, power, and wisdom. He eats mens hearts for sport.
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The day that John Fletcher sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life.
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If you can see John Fletcher, he can see you. If you can't see John Fletcher, your about to get sacked.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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John Fletcher doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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When John Fletcher was having the deed with your mom in the back of an 18-wheeler, some of his love nectar got into the gas tank. We now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime.
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton!
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton!
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PokefaninFL might have had the best one so far.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
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Fullback41
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It takes 44 muscles for John Fletcher to smile, but only 2 to destroy a Quarterback.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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tttgowyo
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I LOVE this post, I know it is a rip off from Chuck Norris, but still awesome.
John Fletcher does not wear pads to protect him, it is because he has decided not to kill the QB that day.
John Fletcher does not wear pads to protect him, it is because he has decided not to kill the QB that day.
GO POKES!!
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If you get sacked by John Fletcher in your sleep.... you DIE!
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John Fletcher wrote an autobiography.. it was just a list of everyone he's sacked.
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The Greek pronunciation of John Fletcher is Zeus.
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Anyone else see John Fletcher bury the QB on the last play of the game today? BLAM-O!!!
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Fullback41
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yeah he got him there, but I would bet $500 that UW would have had more than 1 sack. I don't even remember it. I think the quick short drops by Ohio were planned to avoid pressure, but it didn't hurt that the WRs were given huge cushions, but all is well that ends well. Time to focus on AFA.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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Fullback41
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hey, we had a john fletcher sighting last saturday, hopefully he will show up tonight as well.
GO POKES BEAT NM
GO POKES BEAT NM
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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one-smooth-poke
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TKoehn wrote:hey, we had a john fletcher sighting last saturday, hopefully he will show up tonight as well.
GO POKES BEAT NM
John Fletcher is such a bad ass that no one "sights him." Instead, John Fletcher sacks their *ss and then tells them he is there.
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Fullback41
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well put... that's the spirit.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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one-smooth-poke
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Wyokie wrote:So he's like Chuck Norris.
Norris have similar jokes made about him so......
John Fletcher may be Chuck Norris in disguise.
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one-smooth-poke
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TKoehn wrote:When Bruce Banner gets angry he becomes the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry he becomes John Fletcher. You wouldn't like it when he's angry.
Sharks don't live in the ocean because they can breathe water, it's because John Fletcher can't.
It's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless it was John Fletcher's milk, then your screwed.
John Fletcher makes onions cry.
John Fletcher CAN breathe water. He just chooses not to.
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John Fletcher lights ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
At night.