What will Bohl do first when he comes to Laramie?

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Now that he padded his resume with that third FCS championship, what will he do in Laramie first?

I would imagine he'll show up sometime this next week. (If anyone knows, please post.) What will his first move be?

Fill out his staff? (That would make sense.)

Recruiting?

Changes in departmental hierarchy?

Curious to see what people think here...
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1. Rent a hangar for his airplane.
2. Rent an apartment than is suitable to transmitt the Ryan Kelly show.
3. Name Gene Huey as DC!
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Set up a new grand piano, learn to sing cowboy joe, and start a new chant at the war. Poweder river let er buck
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uwaluminidaho wrote:1. Rent a hangar for his airplane.
2. Rent an apartment than is suitable to transmitt the Ryan Kelly show.
3. Name Gene Huey as DC!
#1 makes sense.

#2...an apartment? Dude must be Scotch.

#3. Huey? An RB / WR coach as DC? That's just silly.
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nashvillepoke wrote:Set up a new grand piano, learn to sing cowboy joe, and start a new chant at the war. Poweder river let er buck
Is that a tradition for a FCS hire to UW?

Cue Joe Glenn...
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Hayduke wrote:
nashvillepoke wrote:Set up a new grand piano, learn to sing cowboy joe, and start a new chant at the war. Poweder river let er buck
Is that a tradition for a FCS hire to UW?

Cue Joe Glenn...
Perhaps he can get Joe Glenn for a Duet :lol:
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Hayduke wrote:
nashvillepoke wrote:Set up a new grand piano, learn to sing cowboy joe, and start a new chant at the war. Poweder river let er buck
Is that a tradition for a FCS hire to UW?

Cue Joe Glenn...

I thought it was what FCS coaches do, so it could be just my bad assumption. Lol
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Hayduke wrote:
nashvillepoke wrote:Set up a new grand piano, learn to sing cowboy joe, and start a new chant at the war. Poweder river let er buck
Is that a tradition for a FCS hire to UW?

Cue Joe Glenn...
Perhaps he can get Joe Glenn for a Duet :lol:
Maybe.

I hope not though!

I met Joe Glenn once when he was recruiting for the Pokes in Windsor, Colorado. He was at the King Soopers picking up something. He had on cleats and UW gear. He couldn't have been nicer. I also met him when he was coaching for UNC. Great guy. Not the greatest FBS coach.

It would be great to hear Bohl sing about being a rootin' tootin' son of a gun from ol' Wyoming, but I'd prefer he spent his first hours straightening out the house in Laramie before memorizing that song.
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1. Probably go to Walmart, get some TP.
2. Maybe go get a burrito from Taco Bell.
3. Give Pat Narduzzi a call, see if he's interested in a career change.
4. Get sad, pound a Shirley Temple at the Ranger.
5. Play shuffleboard.
6. Pound on Tom Burman's door at midnight, asking for the keys to his new office.
7. Stand outside of Brett Smith's apartment with a boombox over his head begging him not to leave
8. Go to work.
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6 and 7. Try some green chilli at El Con.
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1. Go to the Buckhorn to see what the fuss is all about.
2. Stay at the Buckhorn.
3. Kick someone in face outside of Buckhorn.
4. Apologize.
5. Go kick Luke Martinez in face for giving him a bad idea.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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BeaverPoke wrote:1. Go to the Buckhorn to see what the fuss is all about.
2. Stay at the Buckhorn.
3. Kick someone in face outside of Buckhorn.
4. Apologize.
5. Go kick Luke Martinez in face for giving him a bad idea.
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Get a fullback or 2.

Get our 6'7, 6'8, and 6'9 o-linemen to use their size to their advantage.

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Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.
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Brew_Poke wrote:Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.
I don't know if that's a declaration of being the new sheriff, or just simply marking your territory.
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Brew_Poke wrote:Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.

Burman has a desk? No wonder we pay our assitants so poorly.
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nashvillepoke wrote:
Brew_Poke wrote:Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.

Burman has a desk? No wonder we pay our assitants so poorly.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Beginning to think Burman is UW's Frank Burns (M*A*S*H).
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Wyokie wrote:
nashvillepoke wrote:
Brew_Poke wrote:Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.

Burman has a desk? No wonder we pay our assitants so poorly.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Beginning to think Burman is UW's Frank Burns (M*A*S*H).
What, a hypocritical idiot that eventually goes insane because the chick he's sleeping with has moved onto someone that isn't married, get's sent home, and is the only one who DOESN'T want to get sent home?
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fromolwyoming wrote:
Wyokie wrote:
nashvillepoke wrote:
Brew_Poke wrote:Go in to Burman's office and piss on his desk, showing him that there's a new sheriff in town.

Burman has a desk? No wonder we pay our assitants so poorly.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Beginning to think Burman is UW's Frank Burns (M*A*S*H).
What, a hypocritical idiot that eventually goes insane because the chick he's sleeping with has moved onto someone that isn't married, get's sent home, and is the only one who DOESN'T want to get sent home?
Yep....aside from wanting to bed the head nurse. Frank was lousy at what he was supposed to do....and he loved being there.
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Lock his doors. I only say that because during his announcement your local media personalities looked way to touchy for Bohls style. He will send a message by closing practice to public and media. Take it for what its worth... :twocents:
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