I'm glad you're finding this hilarious.uhwarrior23 wrote:This is freaking too much.I think I might die laughing reading this thread!
JOHN FLETCHER FACTS
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Wyokie
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I want CHAMPIONSHIPS not chicken poop! And we're getting chicken poop!!!!!!!!!!!
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uhwarrior23
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I'm suprised you don't find this hilarious.Wyokie wrote:I'm glad you're finding this hilarious.uhwarrior23 wrote:This is freaking too much.
Colt Brennan= Future Hall of Famer!!!!!!!!!
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It's cute but I've heard the same jokes about Chuck Norris and he's from Oklahoma. I can't stand Oklahoma!uhwarrior23 wrote:I'm suprised you don't find this hilarious.Wyokie wrote:I'm glad you're finding this hilarious.uhwarrior23 wrote:This is freaking too much.
I want CHAMPIONSHIPS not chicken poop! And we're getting chicken poop!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, that explains it. lol..Wyokie wrote:It's cute but I've heard the same jokes about Chuck Norris and he's from Oklahoma. I can't stand Oklahoma!uhwarrior23 wrote:I'm suprised you don't find this hilarious.Wyokie wrote:I'm glad you're finding this hilarious.uhwarrior23 wrote:This is freaking too much.
Colt Brennan= Future Hall of Famer!!!!!!!!!
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It's also why I don't like Ron Howard anymore either. Nor Johnny Bench or Reba McEntire nor Carrie Underwood, etc.......uhwarrior23 wrote:Okay, that explains it. lol..Wyokie wrote:It's cute but I've heard the same jokes about Chuck Norris and he's from Oklahoma. I can't stand Oklahoma!uhwarrior23 wrote:I'm suprised you don't find this hilarious.Wyokie wrote:I'm glad you're finding this hilarious.uhwarrior23 wrote:This is freaking too much.
I want CHAMPIONSHIPS not chicken poop! And we're getting chicken poop!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dang, you really do hate Oklahoma.Wyokie wrote:
It's also why I don't like Ron Howard anymore either. Nor Johnny Bench or Reba McEntire nor Carrie Underwood, etc.......
Paradise is awesome!!!!!
Colt Brennan= Future Hall of Famer!!!!!!!!!
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BA-ZING!!!uhwarrior23 wrote:Apparently, he's the reason you left Wyoming.Wyokie wrote:One tiny little question....
Who in the hell is JOHN FLETCHER????!!!!!!!!!!
John Fletcher can see into the future.. you're screwed.
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He'll be the reason wyokie leaves Oklahoma as well. Heck, I better stay put.MrTitleist wrote:BA-ZING!!!uhwarrior23 wrote:Apparently, he's the reason you left Wyoming.Wyokie wrote:One tiny little question....
Who in the hell is JOHN FLETCHER????!!!!!!!!!!
John Fletcher can see into the future.. you're screwed.
Colt Brennan= Future Hall of Famer!!!!!!!!!
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You guys have NO idea how bad I want to move to Oahu.uhwarrior23 wrote:He'll be the reason wyokie leaves Oklahoma as well. Heck, I better stay put.MrTitleist wrote:BA-ZING!!!uhwarrior23 wrote:Apparently, he's the reason you left Wyoming.Wyokie wrote:One tiny little question....
Who in the hell is JOHN FLETCHER????!!!!!!!!!!
John Fletcher can see into the future.. you're screwed.
I want CHAMPIONSHIPS not chicken poop! And we're getting chicken poop!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh, believe me. I know...Wyokie wrote:
You guys have NO idea how bad I want to move to Oahu.
Colt Brennan= Future Hall of Famer!!!!!!!!!
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Jesus owns a bracelet that reads, "WWJFD"
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John Fletcher eats tiger hearts every morning for strength, power, and wisdom. He eats mens hearts for sport.
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The day that John Fletcher sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life.
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If you can see John Fletcher, he can see you. If you can't see John Fletcher, your about to get sacked.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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John Fletcher doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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When John Fletcher was having the deed with your mom in the back of an 18-wheeler, some of his love nectar got into the gas tank. We now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime.
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton!
When JF wants popcorn, he doesn't have to throw the bag into the microwave. He simply stares at the bag until the kernels pop because of the vast and uncomprehensivable power of his ocular radiaton!
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PokefaninFL might have had the best one so far.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
John Fletcher speaks in all caps.
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a John Fletcher across the line of scrimmage, you stop, drop, and die.
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It takes 44 muscles for John Fletcher to smile, but only 2 to destroy a Quarterback.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
If you wake up in the morning, it is because John Fletcher spared your life.
When Google can't find something it asks John Fletcher for help.
All of John Fletchers toes are big toes.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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I LOVE this post, I know it is a rip off from Chuck Norris, but still awesome.
John Fletcher does not wear pads to protect him, it is because he has decided not to kill the QB that day.
John Fletcher does not wear pads to protect him, it is because he has decided not to kill the QB that day.
GO POKES!!
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If you get sacked by John Fletcher in your sleep.... you DIE!