“Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?” “John Fletcher” “poop.”
John Fletcher can tear glass. Phonebooks are for wimps.
John Fletcher once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. John Fletcher likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
John Fletcher's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When taking the SAT, write “John Fletcher” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
John Fletcher invented brown & gold. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Kyle Whittingham invented pink.
JOHN FLETCHER FACTS
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In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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John Fletcher once jumped in a lake.. but he didn't get wet, rather, the lake got John Fletchered.
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Guns don't kill people, John Fletcher does.
John Fletcher doesn't lift weights because it infers that he has limits to his strength.
When John Fletcher looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a crying quarterback and it never changes back.
John Fletcher blocks kicks to win football games, and that's no joke.
John Fletcher doesn't lift weights because it infers that he has limits to his strength.
When John Fletcher looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a crying quarterback and it never changes back.
John Fletcher blocks kicks to win football games, and that's no joke.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!
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My favorite WyoNation thread. I'm sad that he's a senior.
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I should have posted this on Dec. 7 but here it is
If John was in Hawaii 68 years ago the surprise would have back fired on the Japanese!
If John was in Hawaii 68 years ago the surprise would have back fired on the Japanese!
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My friends in Hawaii would love that! LOLLandiegopoke wrote:I should have posted this on Dec. 7 but here it is
If John was in Hawaii 68 years ago the surprise would have back fired on the Japanese!
I want CHAMPIONSHIPS not chicken poop! And we're getting chicken poop!!!!!!!!!!!
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They would have steamed back to japan with thier tails between thier legs and half thier fleet on the bottom of the ocean!!Wyokie wrote:My friends in Hawaii would love that! LOLLandiegopoke wrote:I should have posted this on Dec. 7 but here it is
If John was in Hawaii 68 years ago the surprise would have back fired on the Japanese!
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Just keep one eye looking backward and he may spare you.Yoda wrote:I have no clue who John Fletcher is. But I sure as hell hope that he isn't playing Saturday.
Yoda out...
Ironically, the CIO of our corporate organization's name is John Fletcher. I now sit at my keyboard like a good little boy..
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Oh damn.MrTitleist wrote:Just keep one eye looking backward and he may spare you.Yoda wrote:I have no clue who John Fletcher is. But I sure as hell hope that he isn't playing Saturday.
Yoda out...
Ironically, the CIO of our corporate organization's name is John Fletcher. I now sit at my keyboard like a good little boy..
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When John Fletcher looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second John Fletcher.
John Fletcher uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
John Fletcher built Gannett Peak with a bucket and spade.
John Fletcher does not love Raymond.
John Fletcher sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John Fletcher sacked the devil took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The chief export of John Fletcher is pain.
John Fletcher is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
John Fletcher was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have John Fletcher omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of sack related deaths.
John Fletcher does not believe in Colorado State.
John Fletcher once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked John Fletcher re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
John Fletcher uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
John Fletcher built Gannett Peak with a bucket and spade.
John Fletcher does not love Raymond.
John Fletcher sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John Fletcher sacked the devil took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The chief export of John Fletcher is pain.
John Fletcher is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
John Fletcher was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have John Fletcher omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of sack related deaths.
John Fletcher does not believe in Colorado State.
John Fletcher once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked John Fletcher re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Should have made it 2.MrTitleist wrote:When John Fletcher looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second John Fletcher.
John Fletcher uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
John Fletcher built Gannett Peak with a bucket and spade.
John Fletcher does not love Raymond.
John Fletcher sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John Fletcher sacked the devil took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
The chief export of John Fletcher is pain.
John Fletcher is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
John Fletcher was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have John Fletcher omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of sack related deaths.
John Fletcher does not believe in Colorado State.
John Fletcher once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked John Fletcher re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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John Fletcher is the only Cowboy I know of who does Bulldoging with out a horse!Yoda wrote:I have no clue who John Fletcher is. But I sure as hell hope that he isn't playing Saturday.
Yoda out...
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John Fletcher understands Einstein's theories, but sees holes in his game.
John Fletcher debates bathroom stall quotes with Machiavellian writings.
John Fletcher debates bathroom stall quotes with Machiavellian writings.
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Sharks have a week named after John Fletcher.
John Fletcher is the world's most interesting man.
Yes.. I'M KEEPING THIS THREAD GOING!!
John Fletcher is the world's most interesting man.
Yes.. I'M KEEPING THIS THREAD GOING!!
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When in Rome, the Romans do as John Fletcher does.
In heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer!