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The bible is based off the story of Brett Smith, but the editors feared what would happen if they publsihed his name without permission.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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Brett Smith doesn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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A cop once pulled over Brett Smith, the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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Brett Smith once won the "World Series of Poker" using his future NFL rookies cards.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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NASA beams highlights of Brett Smith to outerspace. Just as a warning to others.
If you ever need to laugh, just remember there was some idiot who wanted Bohl fired after 2 seasons.
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Brett Smith tugs on Superman's cape and spits into the wind.
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betcha Brett Smith can throw a football over those mountains (Napoleon Dynamite reference) LOL
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stymeman wrote:betcha Brett Smith can throw a football over those mountains (Napoleon Dynamite reference) LOL
You ought to be smacked for using that horrible movie for Smith.
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fromolwyoming wrote:
stymeman wrote:betcha Brett Smith can throw a football over those mountains (Napoleon Dynamite reference) LOL
You ought to be smacked for using that horrible movie for Smith.
Don't be jealous that he's been chatting with hot chicks on the Internet all day.
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laxwyo wrote:
fromolwyoming wrote:
stymeman wrote:betcha Brett Smith can throw a football over those mountains (Napoleon Dynamite reference) LOL
You ought to be smacked for using that horrible movie for Smith.
Don't be jealous that he's been chatting with hot chicks on the Internet all day.
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Brett Smith once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime...
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Brett Smith doesn't eat food.... he just kicks ass until he is full.
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Brett Smith slapped the doctor after he was born.
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Brett Smith once had an awkward moment.. just to see what it feels like.
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Brett Smith once finished second in a Johnny Holmes look-a-like contest. Only second --- his face wasn't ANYTHING like johnny's.
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Brett Smith once got ejected from a game and cost Wyoming the win
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Aaron wrote:Brett Smith once got ejected from a game and cost Wyoming the win
He didn't cost us the win. He gave it to us on a silver platter. Our coaching found a way to f-word it up. Brett Smith is the only talent we have on the sidelines, and that's including the coaching staff.
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Still think he's all that .... dude needs to grow up and keep things in check
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Is the Wyo sophomore slump consisted of stupid penalties and losing their head causing the team to lose close games?
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Geez, guys, it's not like brett has made a habit of getting kicked out of games


IMHO it's his fiery competitive spirit that makes him a top level qb and I for one would not be willing to neuter him by telling him to "grow up" because of one game
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