It was forty years ago that we went zero and five to start the season. As some of you will recall, the next year we won the conference and went to the Fiesta Bowl. Forty years ... Forty. Isn't Forty sort of a magical number? ... Forty Days and Forty Nights ... yadayadayada. So ... put on the warpain...

We've had Hi-Speed Internet for eight years, so at some point I started reading your blurbs. Can't say exactly when, since memory is for poop once the drooling starts. As you can tell from my name, I've been around for awhile, but I don't have blue hair ... nor does my wife. My plan is to keep every...