Sheep Prediction
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LawPoke
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I'm horrible at predicting...so I won't.
I will offer some humor though:
Q. Why do graduates from CSU hang their diplomas in their windshields?
A. Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.
A CSU football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
Q. What do you get when you cross a CSU Ram with a groundhog?
A. 6 more weeks of bad football
Q. Why doesn’t CSU have ice on the sidelines?
A. The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q. Why don’t CSU football players drink Kool-Aid?
A. Because they can’t figure out how to get two quarts of water into that little packet.
Q. Did you hear about the power outage at the CSU library?
A. Twenty-seven students were stuck on the escalator for four hours.
Q. Did you hear that the CSU QB went ice fishing over the semester break?
A. He came back with 42 lbs of ice.
Q: What does a CSU coach do when his team has finally beaten Craig Bohl and Wyoming in football?
A: He turns off the Xbox.
I will offer some humor though:
Q. Why do graduates from CSU hang their diplomas in their windshields?
A. Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.
A CSU football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
Q. What do you get when you cross a CSU Ram with a groundhog?
A. 6 more weeks of bad football
Q. Why doesn’t CSU have ice on the sidelines?
A. The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q. Why don’t CSU football players drink Kool-Aid?
A. Because they can’t figure out how to get two quarts of water into that little packet.
Q. Did you hear about the power outage at the CSU library?
A. Twenty-seven students were stuck on the escalator for four hours.
Q. Did you hear that the CSU QB went ice fishing over the semester break?
A. He came back with 42 lbs of ice.
Q: What does a CSU coach do when his team has finally beaten Craig Bohl and Wyoming in football?
A: He turns off the Xbox.
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Crow Creek
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Those are funny. How can you tell if a csu player has a girlfriend?
There Is tobacco spit down both sides of his pickup.
Cowboys 24- Colorado Sheep University 14.
Go Pokes!
LawPoke's jokes remind me of a time MANY years ago, when a college education was actually affordable. I was in LA for motorcycle races, and my friend and I were cruising around killing time. We went to UCLA and were in the Student Union. I needed to use the "facilities." Above the toilet paper dispenser, someone had written: "Insert $25,000.00 and remove one USC diploma." I thought it was funny.
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ZapPoke
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As was proven in the point spread contest on this board the past few seasons I am the worst at predicting but I won’t let that stop me from making a prediction anyway. I mean even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Given that the most the ewes have scored in a game this year is 19 I will allow them a small victory and say they score 20 this week
The pokes have consistently scored 27 or 28 the past few games so I will say Pokes 28 - Lambs 20.
Go Pokes!!
Given that the most the ewes have scored in a game this year is 19 I will allow them a small victory and say they score 20 this week
The pokes have consistently scored 27 or 28 the past few games so I will say Pokes 28 - Lambs 20.
Go Pokes!!
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laxwyo
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Well the line is -8.5 so that’s not terrible.ZapPoke wrote: ↑Sat Nov 12, 2022 2:19 am As was proven in the point spread contest on this board the past few seasons I am the worst at predicting but I won’t let that stop me from making a prediction anyway. I mean even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Given that the most the ewes have scored in a game this year is 19 I will allow them a small victory and say they score 20 this week
The pokes have consistently scored 27 or 28 the past few games so I will say Pokes 28 - Lambs 20.
Go Pokes!!
W-Y, Until I Die!